I kinda wanna fic where Dean gets cursed by a witch/voodoo priestess and has to suffer as she suffers every month. He gets the cramps, bloating, hormonal rampages, and maybe a whole set of female genitals even forms behind Dean’s own package for those 5-7 days of torture and he gets one hell of a heavy period where no amount of tampons can stop up the flow for more than a few hours. And I want a scene where Dean’s hormones won’t let him not cuddle on the single king mattress in their motel of the week with Sam. (Dean pitched a major bitch fit when Sam was going to get them 2 queens, even though when Dean wasn’t on the rag he only wanted a 2 queen room.) He’s got on one of those heavy duty overnight pads (Sam found them, the girl that he is finally paying off for once, or so Dean says to keep a little bit of his masculinity in tact) and Dean is pressed up tight against Sam, his back practically glued to Sam’s chest, his ass stuck right up against Sam’s crotch, and they’re watching TV but not really watching TV because Sam’s rubbing his hand right on top of Dean’s cramps and it’s not really doing much but the pressure is still appreciated and GOD THIS NEEDS TO EXIST SOMEONE WRITE THIS FOR ME AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER I’LL WRITE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO JUST PLEASE PLEASE!