Tony: Oh wow um a few times I have. I had went on a business trip that lasted about a week. Webcam and talking over the phone didn’t cut it because at times Steve would tease me. He would start talking dirty to me. Yeah I taught him that. Or just strip over webcam so I sort of recorded him once. And that’s what I masturbate to when I’m away.
Steve: You recorded me? Are you sure it won’t get online? I don’t need a Captain America sex tape floating around. I masturbate sometimes. Usually I can wait for Tony to get home unlike someone….Tony.
Loki: A few times. I wasn’t the type of guy that had women or men fall over for. Its quite embarrassing actually but I had too because there wasn’t anyone who would, you know, have sex with me.
Thor: I wanted to….. Um well similar to what the Man of Iron said, I only masturbate when Loki is away. Sometimes he leaves a copy of himself behind, like when he plays tricks on people and makes a copy of himself to trick them, that’s when I do it.
Peter: Um I think I’m going to skip this question. Its going to make everything a bit awkward especially when my parents are answering this question too.
Wade: I don’t feel awkward. I masturbate to Peter every night. Well not every night just most nights when I can’t come over. I just picture him stripping in front of me, then his hands sliding up my legs toward…..hey Peter. Bedroom?
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