thefucking-trenchcoat:

sometimes I imagine god talking to the angels like they’re his teenage children 

“Damnit Gabriel I told you I don’t want you hanging around those Pagans! You’re going to end up just like your older brother!”

“Fuck you dad I can hang out with who ever I want THEY UNDERSTAND ME OKAY YOU JUST SIT AROUND TALKING ABOUT YOUR STUPID HUMANS AND-“

“OH DON’T YOU EVEN GO THERE GABRIEL I HAD THE SAME DAMN TALK WITH LUCIFER AND YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS NOW?”

“Dad I’m sorry I didn’t-“

‘HE’S IN HELL GABRIEL. HELL. DO YOU WANNA END UP IN HELL? I DON’T THINK SO. YOU BETTER CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE YOUNG ANGEL.”

“You know what this is why I hang out with the Pagans, they don’t scream at me just cause I wanna be in individual~ so fuck you dad okay I’m leaving!”

“YOU’RE NOT AN INDIVIDUAL DAMNIT YOU’RE A SOLDIER.”

then gabriel would walk out and slam the door and cas would be hiding under the bed with his teddy bear and balthazar would come in and hug him while michael went out to find gabriel and bring him home

and then when things were quiet, god would sigh and drunkenly contemplate where he went wrong raising such a fucked up bunch of kids