what if in avengers 2 Steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets Mjolnir
“Well done my patriotic friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!”
“This shield does much damage! I like it!”
“This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!”
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*