just another really long ‘au’s i really want’ post

parxdisaical:

• you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot AU
• lost in a random small town and you show me around AU
• accidentally broke into your apartment because i was drunk AU
• i found your dog wondering the streets so i decided to come and return him AU
• i audition to model in your music video and we end up hitting it off AU
• we get seated next to each other on a delayed flight AU
• co-stars whose characters date each other on the show AU
• pretending to date bc reasons AU
• you’re a hot surfer and i’m an awkward person working at an ice cream stand on the beach AU
• accidentally found and read your diary AU
• i didn’t know you were my teacher AU
• woke up with amnesia AU
• you’re a devil and i’m an angel AU
• you’re a jock and i’m into theater AU
• secretly have to date so our parents don’t find out AU
• fame has gotten to your head so you were sent off to live with country relatives AU
• pretending to date you because someone was obnoxiously hitting on you AU
• i’m in a lame band and you’re the towns bad boy/girl AU
• modern day romeo and juliet AU
• we actually can’t stand each other but for some reason we talk everyday AU
• ended up meeting in prison and now we’re in love AU
• cross-country road trip gone wrong AU
• stuck in a horrible zombie apocalypse AU
• we fucked once and somehow keep bumping into each other AU
• has to share a cab because there’s a thunderstorm ahead (and then gets stuck in ridiculous NY/LA traffic) AU
• you’re a ghost and i’m a human and somehow we fall in love with each other AU
• met on a cruise ship AU
• get’s lost on an island together AU
• we went on a long road trip and got into a car crash and we’re the only two who survived AU
• gang member AU
• i’m pregnant but it’s not yours AU
• we go to the same coffee shop every evening to do homework but we never speak to each other until today AU
• end up getting married in vegas although we’re total strangers AU
• you apply to be my roommate AU
• greasers / socs AU
• we met in the summer and now i go to your school but you act like a typical jerk AU
• it’s the 50’s / 60’s and we’re in love but our love is forbidden because of law AU
• it’s the 50’s / 60’s and our love is so sweet it causes toothaches AU
• we work at the same 50’s diner AU
• i’m visiting your country for vacation and you show me around AU
• modern day beauty & the beast AU
• rich / poor AU
• zombie falls in love with a human AU
• hunger games AU
• we runaway together and now we’re hiding from our parents and the police with no food, money, or clothes AU
• alice in wonderland AU
• detention on a saturday afternoon AU
• nothing but a fragment of ones imagination AU (as in a coma & they imagine each other being real)
• we rob places together as a couple and get away with it AU
• all boys boarding school AU
• best friends when we were young and then you moved and now we meet again at college AU
• ouran host club AU
• arranged marriage AU
• we met at a really strict summer camp and ended up breaking all the rules together one by one AU
• asylum AU
• war AU
• we both have cancer and go to the same support group AU
• we decide to play a game of chicken together which leads to one thing or another AU
• we’re both in conservative relationships so we decide to sneak off and be each others friends with benefits AU
• we’re best friends and we take each others virginity’s AU
• we dated when we were younger and now we’re step siblings AU
• finds a death note and uses it to their advantage AU (based off of the anime)
• our friends put us on a blind date AU
• i’m only your friend because we smoke weed and get high together AU