Renamed Musicals:

American Idiot: Broadway Goes Punk Rock The Musical
Book of Mormon: How Many People Can We Offend The Musical
Cabaret: Plot Twist The Musical
Cats: Don’t. Stop Right There. The Musical
Chicago: What Red Lipstick Sounds Like The Musical
The Drowsy Chaperone: Man in Chair Needs A Hug The Musical
A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder: Murdering Your Family Helps You Get Laid Twice as Much The Musical
Hedwig and the Angry Inch: Glitter and Feelings The Musical
Into the Woods: If You Want Happy Endings Stop After Act 1 The Musical
Les Miserables: All His Friends Are Dead The Musical
The Lion King: Nants Ingonyama Bagithi Baba The Musical
Newsies: Broadway Equivalent of a Boy Band The Musical
Next to Normal: We Put the FUN in Dysfunctional The Musical
The Phantom of the Opera: How Has This Creepy Fucking Show Lasted 3000 Years The Musical
Rent: Mark Will Forever Be Alone The Musical
Rock of Ages: Isn’t One Time More Than Enough… The Musical
Side Show: American Horror Story Freak Show The Musical
Shrek: You Thought It’d Be Bad But It’s Actually Great The Musical
The Sound of Music: You Can’t Top Julie Andrews So Stop Trying The Musical
Spring Awakening: Sexual Frustration The Musical
Violet: No One Ever Actually Says She’s Beautiful and I’m Mad!?! The Musical
Wicked: Elphaba Thropp is Really Fucking Important The Musical [ps gelphie]