betterbemeta:

rottweilerprincess:

“coca-cola strips rust from metal i can’t believe you put that in your body” that’s because carbonic acid reverses the oxidisation process you dipshit even tonic water does it

of course I put it in my body. I need something to strip the debris out of my synthetic metal interior. just because the robot uprising is here doesn’t mean we cyborgs stop taking care of ourselves