Currently watching:

coelasquid:

clintpereira:

sandandglass:

It starts with some shots of Stallone’s
ass and possibly his balls

It’s set in the future where people have Lethal
Weapon posters on the wall

And people wipe their asses with seashells

And you get fined for swearing
(apparently abortion is also illegal) #Republicans

People get therapy from computers on the
side of the road

Remember, everyone has to talk like a weirdo

Sandra Bullock appears
not to understand common phrases (I think it’s meant to be 2032)

Oh, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was
President at some point

And Pizza Hut is the only restaurant in
America

Don’t forget, dumb shit is illegal now

Even sex is illegal

And kissing too

And in case you forgot people wipe their asses with seashells

This image probably sums up the whole film

This movie is even better than when it first came out.

By 2032, it will be lauded as a masterpiece.

I like pretending this movie was the prequel to this movie.