franklyfranchia:

pkslider:

Pros of living alone at a theme park:

I can listen to music as loud as I want and no one is around to care

There’s a pre-installed alarm system that works well

No one gets mad if I take too long to do the dishes (except me at myself

Cons of living alone at a theme park:

a lot of things like this exist hidden within a 50 yard radius of where I sleep

why are you living alone in a theme park are you trying to get yourself killed