It starts with some shots of Stallone’s
ass and possibly his balls
It’s set in the future where people have Lethal
Weapon posters on the wall
And people wipe their asses with seashells
And you get fined for swearing
(apparently abortion is also illegal) #Republicans
People get therapy from computers on the
side of the road
Remember, everyone has to talk like a weirdo
Sandra Bullock appears
not to understand common phrases (I think it’s meant to be 2032)
Oh, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was
President at some point
And Pizza Hut is the only restaurant in
America
Don’t forget, dumb shit is illegal now
Even sex is illegal
And kissing too
And in case you forgot people wipe their asses with seashells
This image probably sums up the whole film
This movie is even better than when it first came out.
By 2032, it will be lauded as a masterpiece.
I like pretending this movie was the prequel to this movie.
someone: haha man you’re so laid back and chill
me: *hasn’t slept in 2 days*
me: *reminding self to breath so i don’t faint*
me: *is under the crippling weight of deadlines and anxiety
me: hahahaha yeah man i try
Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227
Word count in the LOTR Series:
The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462
“coca-cola strips rust from metal i can’t believe you put that in your body” that’s because carbonic acid reverses the oxidisation process you dipshit even tonic water does it
of course I put it in my body. I need something to strip the debris out of my synthetic metal interior. just because the robot uprising is here doesn’t mean we cyborgs stop taking care of ourselves
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