My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
i took the american dialect test and i hate this i hate because it doest just group me into new jersey but SPECIFICALLY northeast new jersey. which is exactly where im from. like its concentrated only in that exact area
ive lived in florida for almost 5 years now and i still talk like im from new jersey fufckfuc k
how can it be that obvious like nobody else calls typical athletic shoes anything other than sneakers but apparently the site said thats what gave me away
It pin pointed where my parents are from and then two areas with heavy foreign populations. So basically accurate.
It got me exactly haha Miami/Hialeah! but also it gave me some random town in Massachusets
It put me in the deep south; while I’m a little more west of there, both my parents are from the south. Interesting to see I’ve picked up so much from them.
It slammed me right in the Deep South. My two cities were Lexington, KY and Colombia, AL.
Dark red right over Pittsburgh and Western PA. And boom, that’s right where I’m at. Most of PA and some of Ohio is red for me. Yellow goes a little bit out past.
It put me in the south of Florida (Ft. Lauderdale/Miami) of all places. Jokes on them, I’m Canadian.
Mine got my hometown almost spot on. Apparently only in my area do we use the term “sunshowers.”
By the way, do drive-thru liquor stores actually exist?!
I got Nevada and Los Angeles first then I retook it and changed some of my answers that are always interchangeable where I grew up and then it was spot on. Also @deviousdiggy we have drive thru liquor stores here where I currently live. They’re not to common though
I have this huge, ex-military biker guy neighbour who is like 80% handlebar moustache and has a ponytail halfway to his ass and him and all his huge biker guy friends all have tiny dogs and special, motorcycle safe seats for them on their bikes and my favourite things is when they all come roaring in on their bikes and take their tiny dogs out of their little studded leather safety carriers there is this loud cacophony of kissy sounds and full blown baby voices like “was that fun sweetie” and “who’s my handsome boy”
“fandom” as a subculture peaked during quizilla era with self insert fanfiction and glitter myspace graphics in the author notes and those generic anime photos as everyone’s profile avatar. once people got too cerebral and ao3 came into existence it lost all of its value
Inuyasha ship wars were the Age of Heroes
Quizilla’s 7 minutes in heaven self insert Naruto Quizzes shaped me as a human being and taught me everything I know about love
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