can u imagine how small the worlds population would be if vaginas had to reach an orgasm in order to get pregnant
Author: toppysammy
me during summer
me during fall
My sister’s therapist said that not allowing yourself to go through a panic attack is bad for you, but Peter Quincy Taggart from Galaxy Quest says to “Never give up, never surrender” so who should I really believe

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
This makes me inexplicably happy.
I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.
I SAW THE GIF AND WAS LIKE “IF IT’S WHAT I THINK IT IS I WILL BE PLEASED”
AND THEN IT WAS
A RELIC FROM MY CHILDHOOD.
Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.
Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking hilarious
Cons: They might think I’m creepy. Despite the fact that it’s public and on the Internet, it is not socially acceptable to let anyone know the extent that you creeped their archives.
I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.
https://vine.co/v/OqOZ1tW6wiA/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
i could watch this for days… and i do!

This is a GREAT idea for ADHD children.
This is needed in college
oh my god this would have made my life so much easier
My brother just said to hook these up to generators. Power the school by small children.
going against my no-reblog policy because this can help in so many ways from learning disorders to obesity
Shit would motivate me to stay awake too
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
explain how
Money can be exchanged for goods and services



