When your dad says that he’s going to start charging you rent, but you’re the one who cooks dinner every night, does all the dishes, and cleans his house for him every weekend

When your dad says that he’s going to start charging you rent, but you’re the one who cooks dinner every night, does all the dishes, and cleans his house for him every weekend

Uncle Frank Productions* – a film and creative resource studio that specialises in the horror genre – created a series of hilarious horror inspired Valentine’s Day cards, designed by their in-house illustrator Ilan Sheady.
Send one to your tumblr crush to show them you scare!

The thing that I hate about atheism as a movement is that it doesn’t just want to critique the hegemony of Western Christianity, it wants to kill spirituality. There is no joy, there is nothing about it that isn’t founded in a pessimism that sees itself as so self-important that it cannot exist outside of destruction. The face of atheism is a white male disgruntled ex-Christian who decided that if he can’t find joy in religion, then nobody else can. There’s a leftover missionary sensibility to “enlighten” people to atheism that exposes itself as racist, antisemitic, and islamophobic, that’s ultimately not unlike the dominance exerted through colonial Christianity
only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization
Had a dream last night that Zeus and Thor met and had a huge fight over who was the “real god of thunder” and while they were fighting Hades and Loki were chillin’ in the corner sharing a pack of pop tarts
Me: *puts down phone to pick up watch from side table to see what time it is*
My brain: wtf did you just–