You know your dreams are fucked up when you dream about the invention of the smallpox vaccine

No but seriously I dreamed that I had these hive-like lumps on my arms and everyone around me was dying of smallpox and I was just hanging out with all these cows and this lady was like wtf why aren’t you dying too and I was just like “I have hives” and she flipped her shit and made me hang out with the kids that weren’t sick yet and they all got the hive-sores also and then didn’t die of smallpox it was wild