jessica rabbit is literally a sex symbol though she can’t be asexual?

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she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character  

I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.

“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”

“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”

I’ve always remembered the line “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” as Jessica’s admission that while sexualized, she isn’t inherently a sexual entity.

I mean hell, literally, her line before is “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.”, to which Eddie responds; “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.”

I think that’s pretty damning evidence to her asexuality. The whole plot point with Jessica is how everyone is either convinced she’s sleeping with every human and toon around, or why does she stay faithful to Roger.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit does a great job at satirizing Hollywood/American culture and ideals when it comes to appearances. It also does a great job at hiding some really well thought out challenges to how we look at others in plain sight.

I completely believe that Jessica Rabbit is an asexual romantic (hetero/bi/pan/etc not sure, and to be honest, I don’t know if that part is important, as she’s married to the toon she loves).

I LOVE this headcanon ❤

This is important!

This headcanon is just so perfect I had to draw it

#JessicaRabbitForAsexualIcon

YES. THIS!

Sexy but not sexual IS A THING and needs support an encouragement. I am so sick of sexy-shamers. “If you didn’t want to be sexualized by me you shouldn’t have made yourself look sexy.” NO DOING IT FOR YOU, BRO. (Not that Jessica had control over how she looked, but for the rest of us, you know). And who’s to say that she wouldn’t want to look like she does even if she HAD control? More power to her! I’ve idolized the character since I first saw her as a child. She has so much power and CONTROL when she chooses to wield it, working with what she’s got, but also just happens to show absolutely no sexual interest in anybody. You use that system to your advantage, girl! It’s your turn! And you don’t have to be part of it to do that if you don’t want to! ❤

Why even call this a headcanon? It’s more Actual Canon Text than assuming she’s sexual. I mean she married a rabbit ffs. 

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[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

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“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

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