Scorpius: hey dad I’m home from school!
Draco: oh how was it? *reading a book*
Scorpius: oh well i became friends with this guy name albus pott-
Draco: *throws books, sprints towards Scorpius, hands on his shoulders* hOW
Scorpius: what-
Draco: hO w Di d yOu d O it? W hAt is y oUr s eCre t?