ok but where are all the fics where steve never becomes captain america and he continues to live in brooklyn, living day by day and grieving over the fact that bucky never came home from the war. then one day in 1955, steve comes home to his shit apartment after work and finds a man clad in black with a mask on his face and a huge metal arm sitting on his beat up couch and when he turns to look at steve, the first thing that leaves the man’s mouth in an unmistakably familiar voice is “stevie?”
Tag: captain america
I want a story about Brooklyn residents and their POV after Steve moves back and is an Avenger and fighting and then coming home to Brooklyn and everyone simultaneously unphased and blasé but also alternately super protective and proud of their hometown hero.
And like Steve is just there and he’s a neighbor and a helper and a participant in block parties and spaghetti dinner fundraisers and checks in on the elderly and carries boxes and furniture for people and helps with neighborhood watch and teaches self defense classes and speaks at the schools.
And when he’s fighting and the fighting comes to Brooklyn or people are targeting Cap and everyone is like out on the street with baseball bats and yelling and being super protective and Steve is just like what are you doing are you out of your minds go back into your homes and stay safe and the people of Brooklyn are like fuck no, we are going to help you whether you like it or not. This is our home and you’re OUR kid. Brooklyn born and bred, that shit doesn’t leave you. And you’re not leaving US again.
#BROOKLYNITES ACTIVELY STOPPING PAPARAZZI FROM TAKING SHOTS AT CAP WHILE HE’S JUST LIKE IN FUCKING STARBUCKS OR SOME SHIT? #and there’s a pap across the street and this lady with a baby carriage bumps into the pap just as he’s taking his shot #”not here” she tells him in a quiet voice #and the pap looks around and EVERYONE on the street is giving him dirty looks #home sweet home
#this makes me so happy #because then bucky’s back right? #cripes you think they’re protective of Steve #imagine the collective wrath of brooklyn whenever someone starts trying to paint bucky barnes as a Bad Guy TM #like a radio show is talking shi t #and suddenly they are just swamped with calls from angry brooklyn folks #wanting to know if they like having front teeth (via bonesbuckleup)
I’ve finally managed to draw something for this fandom that’s not utterly miserable. Based on this post by ravenroac.
Bonus Coulson:
wow captain america 3 looks so good!!
Captain America: The First Avenger + Military Uniforms
for darrenisadaisy
This looks like a gender bender
I fully approve of this gender bend
what if in avengers 2 Steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets Mjolnir
“Well done my patriotic friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!”
“This shield does much damage! I like it!”
“This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!”
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)















