Tag: Death

I seriously am going to lose it! My roommate has been watching FUCKING Family Guy all day everyday since we moved in together in August. She starts around 10 in the morning, only pausing it to go to (some) classes and for smoke breaks outside. 

She’s re-watched the entire series countless times, and I’m getting fucking sick and tired of listening to the theme song 12-14 times a day. Even with her door closed, I can hear ALL of the words and understand what all the characters are saying. The only reprieve I get is when her boyfriend comes to pick her up every weekend even though he lives 2 hours away. She’ll keep it playing even when she’s skypeing her boyfriend or on the phone with him (around 2hrs/day) and when she says she’s doing homework. If I ever meet Seth MacFarlane in real life, I am going to stab him. 

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When Dean Winchester finally dies (for good, this time), Death takes a holiday. 

He spends a week going to every fair and carnival in the continental US.

He eats every deep fried concoction possible.

When his holiday comes to an end, he goes to Heaven and knocks on the pearly gates with the head of his cane. He asks to speak with Dean Winchester.

Dean is surprised to find Death there when the angels bring him forward. Death swore that their last meeting, when Death personally escorted Dean’s soul to Heaven, would be the final time they ever saw one another.

“I found it,” Death tells him. “The perfect pie. It was in Muncie, Indiana. Apple, with a flaky, golden crust. The ratio of cinnamon to sugar and its balance with the tart Granny Smith…. it was just perfect. Divine, even.”

Dean stares at Death, unsure of why he is telling him this, but then he looks down. In Death’s hand is a wrinkled, white paper bag. Inside the bag is a slice of the perfect pie.

Dean takes the bag, mystified.

“Thanks for the pickle chips that time,” Death says, then disappears into the void.

did you just give me Death/Dean bromance feels

#And Dean turns back and walks back into the gates#He treks up an inclined road until it flattens and curves around#When he reaches his heaven Dean raises a free hand above his head and yells #’SAM#CAS #LOOKIT! PIE!’ (x)

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BROTP FOREVER !!!!!