funny – Page 2 – Random Toughts

So my friend Courtney and I get into A LOT of sass fights…

‘Series of ugly undersea creatures swimming up to investigate the cameras’

thesirenssing:

harveyofsuburbia:

let-s-cheers-to-this:

stomach—tied—in—kn0ts:

thefulltimeinternethomo:

thefulltimeinternethomo:

artpopish:

HE JSUT FUCKING CLOSES IT AT THE END OH MY FUKCNGIGTNT

AHAHAHAHAHA

I FOUND IT OH MY GOD I SPENT AN HOUR SCROLLING TO THE BEGGINING OF MY BLOG TO FIND THIS

WHY DOES HE CLOSE IT OMG I CAN’T EVEN HAHAHAHAHAHA

“Fuck it. He belongs to the underworld now”

I LAUGHED SO HARD HELP ME

(credit goes to the person who made the first satan.)

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/74586741/stream?client_id=N2eHz8D7GtXSl6fTtcGHdSJiS74xqOUI?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

chinad011:

senorpacman:

[THE LOCH NESS MONSTER’S SONG]

oh my god

awesomeesaucee:

When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late

Okay so I woke up one morning to “Suicide Blonde” stuck in my head, but my still half-asleep brain didn’t remember the lyrics so it substituted “Shoo Shia LaBeouf” instead and if that isn’t the most wonderful thing you’ve heard all day then I want to be you

jesuislegrandefromage:

flamingparatroopers:

#OKAY #I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW #BUT WHAT #IS #THIS #HE WALKS INTO A ROOM NAKED AND THE FIRST THING HE THINKS OF IS ‘THIS CHICK ISN’T MERLIN. YOU’RE NOT MERLIN’ #LIKE #WHAT ABOUT THAT IS STRAIGHT #TELL ME #SOMEONE #FUCKING #TELL #ME

bd3457:

whathasbeenlost:

pottermoreissocoollike:

lol

i’ve reblogged this but i need to reblog it again because ACCURACY

Also accurate if you assume the “s” in “there’s” is a “was”