studying at hogwarts must have been a nightmare seriously can you imagine a recent graduate sitting in a job interview and the stern witch is like “you have no newt qualifications, why is that?” and the graduate slams their fists on the table and yells “BECAUSE DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CANCELLED THE EXAMS BECAUSE SOME TWELVE YEAR OLD KILLED A GIANT SNAKE”
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when you’re walking towards the air conditioner to turn it off and you just
“I thought it was supposed to be this…perfect fantasy.”
“It wasn’t. It was just a wish.”
“I wished for mom to live. Mom never died, we never went hunting…”
“…and you and me just never uh…you know…”
“…yeah.”
“…well i’m glad we do.”
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