Scorpius: hey dad I’m home from school!
Draco: oh how was it? *reading a book*
Scorpius: oh well i became friends with this guy name albus pott-
Draco: *throws books, sprints towards Scorpius, hands on his shoulders* hOW
Scorpius: what-
Draco: hO w Di d yOu d O it? W hAt is y oUr s eCre t?
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this is it. everyone needs to step up their game.
Finally posting this even if it’s cheesy and sloppy because I’m tired of having it untouched in my drawing folder aghhh!
I dunno, I’m just really a fan of Molly being wary about Draco at first but then she starts treating him as her own son. I adore fics like that, gimme all of em
HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.
(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)
(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.Literally French. …….
….
.Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!
except…NO.
learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.
oh my god france has the biggest muslim population IN EUROPE
ive been studying french for 6 years and at the oral exam i have to do at the end of the year we have to talk about an intrinsically french issue
one of the recommended issues is “the difficulties in the life of a muslim girl in france”
thats how muslim France is
I got one am all aboard this train. Gimme gimme.
The “it’s French tho” is killing me, how are you saying that in this year of 2016 common era (really tho they mean BC this is xtian counting), 1431 years since Muhammad left Mecca, 5775 since the world was created (I GUESS) where are your parents what are they teaching u in school why do you hate the news
So Cosmopolitan asked me to illustrate a series of Disney characters if they went to Hogwarts! The images you see are what happens when an artist gets to mix two of his most favorite things!!
Ursula wins
Draco: *draws picture of Harry and sends it to him through a blown kiss*
Draco: I’m so good at bullying
my fave thing is when draco always teases harry like “you smell like a you’re still in middle school potter honestly get some new cologne”
and harry tries to get new cologne and malfoy scrunches his nose and shakes his head and says “that’s worse! did you steal that cologne from weasley ew”
and harrys like “im gonna smell so good fuck that guy” and steals a vial of amortentia out of the potions classroom and he rubs it all over himself
and everyone around him is asking what cologne he’s wearing and sniffing the heck out of him but harry walks straight up to malfoy and asks how he smells today
and he goes “you still smell exactly the same what is it”
and harry looks confused at first
and then
oh
I’d bet five galleons that George Weasley asked McGonagall out to the Yule Ball on a dare.
I bet that Fred popped up before she could reply and acted betrayed (“YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL, HOW COULD YOU?) and they proceed to have a fake fight over who gets to take her to the ball.
Meanwhile McGonagall is trying to be stern and not laugh because it reminds of when Sirius tried to ask Dumbledore out and had almost the exact same fight with James
Gryffindor bravery is doing the thing surpressing the fear and overcoming it
Slytherin bravery is doing the thing because the goal outweighs the fear and risk
Ravenclaw bravery is doing the thing because it makes sense despite the risk
Hufflepuff bravery is forgetting to be afraid because the thing is so important that the risk doesn’t even matter
THANKS. THANK YOU FOR THIS.
Random Toughts 