casually reblogged this again
he tries so hard
Tag: I love this
I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge; screw that.
Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
What the hell did I just watch?
It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward
Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
There’s family.
And then there’s Sam.
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
“big boobs don’t count if you’re fat”
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
please just watch this
“It’s one second.” I said
“It can’t possible be that great.”
I was wrong.
















