wincestplease:

Jensen: Quick sidebar, I want to tell you a story that just happened. When Jared and I just got here, I ran to the bathroom so I wasn’t in the greenroom, so when Thomas came in and saw it was just Jared he immediate broke down and started crying saying “Where’s uncle Jensen?!”

► AU meme: Jared is a hooker, Jensen is a mob boss and this is not ‘Pretty Woman’. 

“You let him fuck you!”

“Yeah, that’s my job. What did you think would happen? That I would sit around, wait for your call? Did you think that you’re the only who gets to fuck me? You don’t own me.”

“Everything in this city is mine, sweetheart. I do own you.”

“Go to hell!”