thorvaenn:

Thor/Loki – Ice hockey/figure skating AU – Thor is fascinated by Loki’s graceful skating and keeps trying to get closer to him, but Loki has his own opinion about ice hockey players, one that Thor doesn’t exactly manage to dispel when he causes a scandal by getting into a fist-fight with opponent team player. And yet…

Thor rubs the bridge of his nose unconsciously, his gaze slipping down at the rink. His teammates are talking and laughing, killing time before it’s their time to practice, but Thor can’t concentrate on the conversation. He stares at the slim figure twirling on the ice. Thor feels at home when he has his skates on, he can move with perfect certainty and confidence on the slippery surface, but what this man is doing… it’s art. He looks effortlessly light and elegant. Thor knows that if he were closer, he would see a look of extreme concentration on the man’s face, sometimes probably even pain, but from this distance, he seems to be floating.

A while later, after they’ve changed and started warm ups on the ice, Thor spots him again, talking to someone at the benches. He feels like a fool, but that doesn’t stop him from slowing down a little when he is skating past them and he tries to get a good look at the skater’s face. He gets his wish as the man levels a cold stare at him, their eyes meeting for several long seconds. Then he turns and walks away.

mycroft-queenofcake:

ifaceitlikeagod:

ladywinterborn:

Guys..

GUYS!

Can we stop for a moment and think about this single gif?
Loki’s delayed reaction then playing along and turning his head as if Jane’s blow actually affected him?
This is a god, being slapped by a mortal and she LITERALLY has no effect on him what so ever.
He DIDN’T have to move any, but he played it up ‘like oh Lady of Thor who is able to wound me, you are worthy’, only she’s not and you can even see it in Sif’s face that this is an outright MOCKERY of Thor and his choice in a woman.
This mortal thing does not hurt them, will be dead long before them have reached middle ages; (as there is no proof that the Golden Apples of Idunn have the same effects on mortals as it does on the gods).
Loki is mocking Jane, insulting Thor, and showing to Sif that she will never be good enough to be Thor’s actual wife ( which she is in both myth and comics) because Thor wants THIS weak frail mortal.

Finally someone’s said it.

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY