oops – Random Toughts

Me: *puts down phone to pick up watch from side table to see what time it is*

My brain: wtf did you just–

That feel when you start dissociating whilst cooking and make WAY to much food and put all of it on your plate and start eating mechanically whilst staring into space

flylittlekoala:

ultrafacts:

ampy-pony:

macwithac:

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Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.”

But how do you “accidentally” invade a country?

On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.

On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.

In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters”

Sources: 1 2 3

how do you even tell your superior officer I mean
“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”
“what are you trying to say cadet”
“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”
“…goddamn it, not again.”

prettyboyshyflizzy:

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road

this wont end well

Who’s that?”
“That’s Adam, John Winchester’s other son. He’s still stuck in the cage. In hell. With Lucifer.

Dean and Sam who never remember Adam (via darylwinchesters)

fyeahmainer:

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

the look in the second gif.. this is when the realization of what he said just hit him.

phantomrose96:

Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.

Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

criminallyincompetent:

catbountry:

martartut:

tsquint:

im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS

I’m sorry I had to.

Bear with… shark arms?

yes

Oh wait I thought that you were the person with the bear/shark arms so I was like “hell yeah I’d take a shark on if I had bear arms