I like how men tell us that periods are somehow simultaneously “not that bad” and also bad enough that we shouldn’t be allowed to hold positions of power.
This is a very important and powerful text post.
Tag: periods
sex education at its finest
HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT
“so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?”
“It’s every month?”
“I thought it just lasted a couple years”
“It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?”
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
“Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!”
“You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?”
“Why are they 7.69 for 10!!”
“Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?”
crying laughing omigod
CAN’T YOU JUST FAKE BEING PREGNANG AND STOP IT
“tampons? i thought they were called tape-ons”
Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, was asked by NASA engineers if 100 tampons would be enough for her 7 day space flight
These engineers could calculate how much food, water, and oxygen would be needed to keep the astronauts alive but they had no clue how the female menstruation works
I want to cry and laugh.
“So is a tampon just like a dildo like does it feel good?”
Oh my god, I so needed this post today. “Why don’t guy’s uteruses shed?!” What a beautiful line.
when you think your cramps are finished but then
I kinda wanna fic where Dean gets cursed by a witch/voodoo priestess and has to suffer as she suffers every month. He gets the cramps, bloating, hormonal rampages, and maybe a whole set of female genitals even forms behind Dean’s own package for those 5-7 days of torture and he gets one hell of a heavy period where no amount of tampons can stop up the flow for more than a few hours. And I want a scene where Dean’s hormones won’t let him not cuddle on the single king mattress in their motel of the week with Sam. (Dean pitched a major bitch fit when Sam was going to get them 2 queens, even though when Dean wasn’t on the rag he only wanted a 2 queen room.) He’s got on one of those heavy duty overnight pads (Sam found them, the girl that he is finally paying off for once, or so Dean says to keep a little bit of his masculinity in tact) and Dean is pressed up tight against Sam, his back practically glued to Sam’s chest, his ass stuck right up against Sam’s crotch, and they’re watching TV but not really watching TV because Sam’s rubbing his hand right on top of Dean’s cramps and it’s not really doing much but the pressure is still appreciated and GOD THIS NEEDS TO EXIST SOMEONE WRITE THIS FOR ME AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER I’LL WRITE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO JUST PLEASE PLEASE!
Random Toughts 