only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

shenanigism:

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!!
roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

violentlyawkward:

definitivelysarah:

definitivelysarah:

Comment s’appelle un garçon français qui porte des sandales?

Phillipé Phillopé

I can’t even speak French and this is funny.

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

imarriedcheese:

abookwormcalledellie:

thewafflemonster:

You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.

Does that mean colour is like

a pigment of your imagination.

YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

Huehuehue

#even that fucking laugh is a pun #i hate you all