Does anyone realize Draco Malfoy’s name means Bad Dragon
Is that why he was always up Harrys ass?
Tag: puns
Bruce
Seriously
TOO SOON
It’s what the Joker would’ve wanted.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
by walking
jk rowling
THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY
IT’S ITALICIZED
why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic
actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs
no it was to be more pharohdynamic
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
a trajeudi
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
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