jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

OK Y’ALL LISTEN UP I LIVE IN THE PERFECT BUILDING FOR A HORROR MOVIE

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT IT LOOKS LIKE A PRISON ON THE OUTSIDE. AND IT HAS 13 FLOORS HOLY SHIT

AND IT HAS THESE CREEPY-ASS ABANDONED SHOWER STALL-THINGS ON EVERY. SINGLE. FLOOR.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE FUCK

WE NEED A FILM CREW HERE STAT

AND IN THIS FUCKING HALLWAY

THERE IS THIS ROOM (sorry for friend in the mirrored glass) CALLED THE “PRACTICE ROOM”

AND ALL THAT’S INSIDE IS A FUCKING CHAIR FACING THE WINDOW

(here it is with the brightness turned up) BUT HOLY SHIT. I LIVE IN THE BEST HORROR MOVIE BUILDING EVER

IF YOU WANT TO FILM A HORROR MOVIE: COME HERE TO THIS DORM I SHIT YOU NOT IT WILL BE PERFECT