i don’t think i could have a bodyguard w/o falling in love with them
- open doors for me
- buff
- quiet/stoic
- focused on my well-being and safety at all times
- tall + good posture
- lean down to whisper at me
- will not hesitate to punch creeps
- can and will literally shield me with his whole body
Tag: shit
Best Spongebob episodes
- ripped pants
- when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
- krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
- plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
- FIRMLY GRASP IT
- i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu
- “3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”
- Krusty Krab training video
- The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up
- WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
- Sandy hibernates
- Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam
- spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
- onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD
- when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house
- When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
- WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
- CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
- Spongebob B.C.
- When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
- SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
- Magic Conch Shell
- SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
- Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
- FUUUUUTUUREEEE
- talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
- the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
- Kevin and the queen jellyfish
- Fine dining and breathing
- Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee
I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself

