What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?
someone get over here and help me write a comic based on this, i need the next scene where Bucky starts throwing punches
Tag: Steve Rogers
One of my favorite things about Chris Evans is that he runs like an absolute dumbass.
“He’s very fast and he also has a very unique run. I mean, it’s almost a dancer’s run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didn’t have the same dynamics or the way he moves, and he had to end up doing most of his own running.”
– Joe Johnston, director of ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’
He DOES run like a dancer cause he learned dance when he was young Like the boy knows how to tap you learn to walk on your feet in really different ways my brother and I both stand weird from dance training I stand in first or second position like 85% of the time or fourth fourth position is v comfortable but yeah yeah yeah dancers run different we land on the balls of our feet and then leap off cause we don’t run we jump okay very quickly and very small jumps And your hips stay locked which is not just a dance thing but they do I could always pick my brother out at football practice cause he ran like a damn gazelle And track dancers man chris you meatball (via thunderboltsortofapenny)
Hi also adding that he’s probably so hard to double in running shots because he fucking *bounces* all over the place. Which makes the fact that he’s a fast runner that much more surprising because that bouncing gait is a colossal waste of energy. I can’t tell you how long it took the coaches to train that out of my brother when he was in track (I keep talking about him and not me because he was actually athletic and I was just a very good fraud).
Also women often run with that bounce because we often get trained to walk on the front soles of our feet through dance, gymnastics, wearing heels, etc.
So what they really needed was a dancer or a woman to be Evans’s running double.
here you go!
1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.
2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine.
3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie.
LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION
Roast beefcake is just added bonus:
everybody wanted to eat that roast beefcake
Seriously. In the taxi cab she was totally planning on taking his virginity.
And then he got all beefy and she was like “Shit. Heart of gold AND pecs that could crack a walnut between them? How am I supposed to deal with this?????”
The nurse in the background is just thinking “Do it. Do it for all of us. Do him for all of us”
i have all these serious edits and sad stuff in my steggy tag and then there’s this
i guess you could say i’m into older men
3 illustrations for a Chinese Stucky fanfic book named “It happened three nights”.In this fiction Bucky was found by Steve five years after he fell from the train,still with left arm and memory lost,but they fell in love again.The first pic is Steve and Bucky canoodling in the Ops room(then get caught XD);the second one is Steve lacing shoes for Bucky,and the third one is Steve drawing a portrait of Bucky when he’s asleep.
Stop for a moment to consider Steve talking to Bucky and comparing his height pre- and post-serum, saying “I guess you gotta look up to me now, huh?”
And Bucky replying “I always looked up to you, kid.”
all Bucky wanted to do was get some more tea and now this. Thanks a lot, Sam. You had to fuckin’ tell him, you ass.
Aggressively Progressive Steve Rogers is so what I’m here for.
STeve would unleash and be all “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WHOOPING COUGH SUCKS?! DO YOU?! DO YOU REALLY?! ARE YOU FUCKIN’ STUPID?! BUCKY, TELL THEM HOW I BROKE TWO RIBS! TELL THEM!”
Omg, new headcanon, Beleaguered Bucky Barnes being grabbed by the shoulders and practically lifted into camera view by Steve shouting about how Bucky needs to confirm some terrible illness because no one else is alive form that time to corroborate any of Steve’s claims. Bucky shyly telling the reporters that yes, Steve did indeed have that thing adn yeah it is dangerous and Steve jumping back into frame like “I told you! I TOLD YOU IT SUCKED SHUT UP JENNY MCCARTHY!”
“AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?! POLIO!”
“Steve you never had fucking polio-”
“YEA BUT IT STILL SUCKED! KNOW WHAT STOPPED IT?! VACCINES!”
“Oh my God, Steve.”
“I DIDN’T EVNENKNOW WHAT THAT SHOT WOULD DO TO ME BUT I TOOK IT!”
“Steve, that’s… That’s not really a good argument.”
“I DON’T CARE FOX NEWS NEEDS TO STOP USING MY IMAGE!”
“Steve, doll, calm down.”
“I VOTED FOR OBAMA!”
I would love to see Steve at a press conference go “It’s been brought to my attention that there’s a certain idea of what kind of symbol I am for certain positions so I’d like to clear a few things up. *clears throat*
Capitalism sucks, no human is illegal, STOP BEING RACIST, muslims are not terrorists, women can have all the sex they want and that’s none of your business, homeless people are NOT criminal, vaccinations should be mandatory, I’m a flaming bisexual and I should be able to marry who I want and not worry about getting fired for it, rapists should be shot, people should be able to live off of their income without working 3 jobs, and access to appropriate healthcare should be a right not a privilege. Thank you. Oh, and one last thing-
*looks camera dead on with a totally flat expression* Fuck fuckity fuck fuck.” *shuffles papers and walks away leaving stunned silence behind him*
reminder to self to draw that also, complete with reaction shots of all the Avengers
GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE DRAW THIS!!
My current sexuality is Steve Rogers breaking wood with his bare hands
it look like it’s Tony Stark’s sexuality too
The thousand-yard stare is a phrase coined to describe the limp, blank, unfocused gaze of a soldier, but the symptom it describes may also be found among victims of other types of trauma. A characteristic of post-traumatic stress disorder, the despondent stare reflects dissociation from trauma.
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