FATHERALPHA OF THE YEARYou know what I can’t stop thinking about? These kids looked so expectant, like they were waiting for him to do it.
I want this. I want Stiles being a dick who spreads rumors to the neighbours kids of the great big scary werewolf in the family safe car and eventually it gets around and Derek is being followed by elementary school kids who we wanna see the fangs Mr. Hale! Is it true Mr. Hale? and Derek sighs and curses Stiles and scares them every fucking year because okay maybe it’s a little fun and at least some people are still scared of him.