
expecto patronum
Tactical Rain Shield Dispenser
i don’t like kids.
in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics.
HOWEVER
you know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i tell them their scribbles look really good. i open their juice boxes for them and ask to hear more about their power rangers.
because although i may not be fond of children, i was one. i remember being a kid and how much sour adults impacted my life even today. so when a child who is screaming and crying with a runny nose walks past me, i put on my smiling face and ask them what’s wrong instead of rolling my eyes.
because that’s what you do. you tolerate children even if you tend to dislike them. because kids are so impressionable and remember everything. i cannot bring myself to enjoy being around children. but that doesn’t mean i let them know.
Yes, as someone who really does love kids, it says a LOT to me if someone is mean to kids. Even if you don’t like them, if they smile at you and you don’t smile back, you’re just not being a nice person and I immediately judge you.
Sad frog (Pepe) originated on January 22nd, 2009 so sad frog is an Aquarius
someone do this for all signs. i wanna know my patron meme
Aries – “Bitch I Might Be,” April 10, 2013
Taurus – The Rickroll, May 15, 2007
Gemini – Flower Crowns, June 3, 2011
Cancer – hot choclety, July 17, 2013
Leo – Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, July 28, 2012
Virgo – Cumberbatch Name Generator, August 27, 2013
Libra – Nice Legs, Daisy Dukes; Oct. 17, 2012
Scorpio – ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), November 18, 2012
Sagittarius – Lettuce / “It Says Never Give Up,” December 4, 2012
Capricorn – The Folgers Commercial, December 28, 2009
Pisces – ~liek dis if u crey evrytiem~, March 10, 2011
• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wearpockets
Fucking pockets
hi, I’m auditioning for the role of dr. frankenstein and I’ll be singing “I’ll make a man out of you”

Alcohol vs marijuana
OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT
this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold
Thank you, Matilda.