Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything.
Tag: Thor
Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’
I NEED THIS!!
GET THIS MAN A HAMMER AND A CAPE
Thor the passive aggressive roommate.
IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.
#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
#spoilers: the stripper is loki
SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E
artist here (x)
How Captain America: The Winter Soldier should have ended. After after credits super secret scene.




