Tag: thorki

thorvaenn:

Thor/Loki – Ice hockey/figure skating AU – Thor is fascinated by Loki’s graceful skating and keeps trying to get closer to him, but Loki has his own opinion about ice hockey players, one that Thor doesn’t exactly manage to dispel when he causes a scandal by getting into a fist-fight with opponent team player. And yet…

Thor rubs the bridge of his nose unconsciously, his gaze slipping down at the rink. His teammates are talking and laughing, killing time before it’s their time to practice, but Thor can’t concentrate on the conversation. He stares at the slim figure twirling on the ice. Thor feels at home when he has his skates on, he can move with perfect certainty and confidence on the slippery surface, but what this man is doing… it’s art. He looks effortlessly light and elegant. Thor knows that if he were closer, he would see a look of extreme concentration on the man’s face, sometimes probably even pain, but from this distance, he seems to be floating.

A while later, after they’ve changed and started warm ups on the ice, Thor spots him again, talking to someone at the benches. He feels like a fool, but that doesn’t stop him from slowing down a little when he is skating past them and he tries to get a good look at the skater’s face. He gets his wish as the man levels a cold stare at him, their eyes meeting for several long seconds. Then he turns and walks away.

ask-stony-and-thorki:

Tony: Sexual frustration you say?

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Steve: What are you talking about? We don’t cause sexual frustration.

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Wade: Ah don’t mind me. 

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Peter: This is the best I can show

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Thor: Excuse me but has anyone seen my shirt.

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Loki: Oh, we have company silly me. I’ll go put a shirt on

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ask-stony-and-thorki:

Tony: Oh wow um a few times I have. I had went on a business trip that lasted about a week. Webcam and talking over the phone didn’t cut it because at times Steve would tease me. He would start talking dirty to me. Yeah I taught him that. Or just strip over webcam so I sort of recorded him once. And that’s what I masturbate to when I’m away.

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Steve: You recorded me? Are you sure it won’t get online? I don’t need a Captain America sex tape floating around. I masturbate sometimes. Usually I can wait for Tony to get home unlike someone….Tony.

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Loki: A few times. I wasn’t the type of guy that had women or men fall over for. Its quite embarrassing actually but I had too because there wasn’t anyone who would, you know, have sex with me.

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Thor: I wanted to….. Um well similar to what the Man of Iron said, I only masturbate when Loki is away. Sometimes he leaves a copy of himself behind, like when he plays tricks on people and makes a copy of himself to trick them,  that’s when I do it.

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Peter: Um I think I’m going to skip this question. Its going to make everything a bit awkward especially when my parents are answering this question too.

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Wade: I don’t feel awkward. I masturbate to Peter every night. Well not every night just most nights when I can’t come over. I just picture him stripping in front of me, then his hands sliding up my legs toward…..hey Peter. Bedroom?

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