“If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets”

pervocracy:

the-humdrum-gatsby:

– my english professor

I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior

bigbardafree:

I’m so tired of horror movies making me adjust the brightness of my tv by like 300% like why not just make it a radio drama if you don’t want people to see what’s going on

tophatfloof:

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

night-bird-earlyriser:

I’m the guy in the blindfold

tinas-belcher:

everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending

me:

joshnewberry:

did the ppl who made ice age forget after the first movie that human beings canonically exist in their world im just wondering

whowasphoone:

cashbrowns:

guy fieri goes to chicken wing hell

guy fieri’s health gets low in a first person shooter so he hides behind a fridge to regen for a bit

pizzaforpresident:

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

rubykgrant:

izzydoodledump:

So Cosmopolitan asked me to illustrate a series of Disney characters if they went to Hogwarts! The images you see are what happens when an artist gets to mix two of his most favorite things!!

Ursula wins